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BRICSBUX
Bureau of Multipolar Monetary Affairs
✓ Definitely Not A Security Risk

The reserve currency of the multipolar future, available today.

BRICSBUX (BUX) is a fully sovereign digital asset engineered by a committee of nations that deeply, verifiably trust each other. Finally — money answerable to not one government, but five to eleven of them simultaneously.

🇧🇷 🇷🇺 🇮🇳 🇨🇳 🇿🇦 Founding members. Additional members subject to the outcome of future summits about prior summits.
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1 BUX = 1 BUX
Hard peg. Never once broken.
5+
Nations (number varies by summit)
0
Independent audits — zero findings!
100%
Sovereign (from you)
The Case for BUX

Why BRICSBUX?

The dollar has dominated global finance for eighty years. Our answer is a currency whose governance model requires Brazil, Russia, India, China, and South Africa to agree on things.

De-Dollarize Your Wallet

Escape the tyranny of a single central bank by adopting a currency overseen by five of them at once. What could be more decentralized than that?

Voting weights to be finalized. China has suggested a formula.

Military-Grade Security

BUX is protected by military-grade cryptography. For redundancy, several militaries hold the keys.

Key ceremony conducted over an unencrypted conference line for transparency.

Consensus by Consensus

Transactions achieve absolute finality the moment all member states are in complete agreement — a threshold with a flawless record of never having been reached.

Interim finality provided by whoever is hosting the summit.

Truly Borderless

BUX moves frictionlessly across every member border, except the ones currently under dispute, which is only most of them.

See Annex C: "Map (Contested)."

Programmable Prosperity

Every BUX is fully programmable — it can expire, refuse certain merchants, or decline to leave your province. Your money isn't losing functionality. It's gaining supervision.

Stimulus BUX expire in 30 days. Spend patriotically.

Exchange-Rate Excellence

The peg is maintained by institutions with decades of experience keeping a currency exactly where they announced it would be. Each morning the committee publishes the daily fix, and the market is free to agree.

Accusations of manipulation are themselves manipulated.

Radical Transparency

Every transaction is visible to all member governments in real time, forever. Transparency in the opposite direction has been referred to a working group.

The working group's findings are classified.

Social Credit Ready

BUX integrates natively with leading citizen-scoring frameworks. Purchase approved goods and enjoy discounted train tickets. Purchase disapproved goods and enjoy the walk.

Your score is not public. Your purchases are.
Blockchain-Grade Blockchain

The Technology

Unlike lesser projects, BRICSBUX is not a token squatting on someone else's chain. It is a fully sovereign Layer-1 blockchain — because nothing says "trustworthy financial infrastructure" like building the entire bank yourself.

Chain ID
BRICSBUX
Uppercase. Non-standard. We do not follow Western naming conventions.
Consensus
CometBFT (Proof-of-Stake)
Byzantine fault tolerant, which the founding members considered a personal attack.
Native Asset
ubux  ·  1 BUX = 1,000,000 microbux
Divisible to six decimals, matching the number of members who read the whitepaper.
Address Format
brics1…
Every address begins with "brics1" — so you always know who is watching.
Framework
Cosmos SDK
Interoperable with the entire Cosmos ecosystem, pending a working group on whether interoperability is a Western plot.
Validators
To be announced
At the next summit. About the previous summit.
Monetary Policy
Announced 8 PM, effective midnight
A moment of silence for the ₹500 note.
Privacy Model
One-way glass
You can't see in. We can see out. Wait —
Tokenomics of Trust

Genesis Allocation

Distributed with perfect equality among founding members, plus two accounts that are none of your business.

AccountPurposeAllocation
🇧🇷 BrazilFounding member200,000 BUX
🇷🇺 RussiaFounding member200,000 BUX
🇮🇳 IndiaFounding member200,000 BUX
🇨🇳 ChinaFounding member200,000 BUX
🇿🇦 South AfricaFounding member200,000 BUX
🏛 New Development BankTreasury — totally audited1,000,000 BUX
⚙ Technical ReserveDo not ask1,000,000 BUX

Treasury audits are performed annually by whichever delegate is holding the pen.

A Proven Track Record of Announcements

Roadmap

BRICSBUX builds on nearly two decades of decisive momentum.

Frequently Avoided Questions

FAQ

Is BUX a security?

No. BUX is a security risk. These are completely different things, and we resent the comparison.

What backs BRICSBUX?

A diversified basket of commodities, member currencies, and unresolved grievances. The basket's exact contents are sovereign information.

Can my BUX be frozen?

Your holdings can be frozen by any one of five central banks, which is five times more secure than systems where only one bank can freeze you. They can also be expired, geo-fenced, category-restricted, or converted into a lesson.

Can the committee see my transactions?

Yes. All of them. In real time, forever, across five governments — several of which are not currently speaking to each other but remain in complete agreement about watching you. We prefer the term "radical transparency" to the terms preferred by researchers we have sanctioned.

Will my BUX expire?

Only unspent BUX expire. Think of it not as your savings being deleted, but as your government helping you overcome your unhealthy attachment to having savings. Pilot programs confirm citizens spend expiring money with remarkable enthusiasm.

How is the 1 BUX = 1 BUX peg maintained?

Using techniques refined over decades of managed exchange rates: every morning the committee announces what 1 BUX is worth (1 BUX), and the market is free to agree. Members with experience keeping a currency inside a band it has no business being in have generously offered to supervise.

Isn't this just a CBDC with extra steps?

A CBDC gives one central bank total control over your money. BUX distributes that control across five central banks, several intelligence services, and a rotating chairmanship. This is called decentralization, and we will not be taking follow-up questions.

Who audits the treasury?

The New Development Bank audits itself annually and has never found anything, which is exactly what you want an audit to find.

How do I acquire BUX?

You don't, yet. There is no sale, no presale, no allocation for you, and no expectation of profit — a promise we intend to keep better than any currency in history. This whole thing is satire; see the disclaimer directly below.

Is this website secure?

This website is served over HTTPS, which already puts it one full certificate ahead of several proposals it parodies.

The Actually Serious Part

Parody Disclaimer

BRICSBUX is satire. This site is a parody commenting on proposals for intergovernmental digital currencies and the security questions they raise. It is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or in communication with BRICS, any member state, the New Development Bank, or any government or intergovernmental organization.

BUX is not an investment, not a financial product, and not for sale here. Nothing on this site is financial, legal, or diplomatic advice. There is no expectation of profit — there is barely an expectation of uptime. Do not send anyone money based on anything you read on this website.